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The anti - Christ's are having a party.

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The anti Christs are having a party.
There is Greek sirloin steak
Italian fresh boobs
Garlic toes from Africa
And prize penis of Aphrodites
And that’s just for entre, non?
For main course there is baby a la mode
And desert, sperm of Obama and wife.
Gallons of the stuff, saved for just such an occasion, and many more. not all theirs of course. There were hundreds of contributors , over just the past 2 weeks, kept on ice, don’t you know, oh, you don’t?
Thus energized they will spend another couple of weeks killing people.
The aim will be a hundred thousand a week.
But it’s not a contest.
They have to be selected, dissected and inspected.
Christians or not, it doesn’t matter, as long as they’re human.
It will not be televised.
The camera lights frighten them.
Deep underground, so no where to run and no one to hear them scream.
Children and then the parents, they give the worst pain shows!
Today brains will be highlighted. They like brains!
Care to join in the fun?
It’ll cost you an arm and a leg. But that’s ok you can still survive!
Just then an enormous roar was heard and flames and smoke issuing from the fissues in the rock.
Then the whole mountain exploded.
 Must have been too much heat, setting off a reaction that extended into every tunnel and cavern in the USA.
It is said the earth breathed a visible sigh of relief, and so say all of us.

 



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