News Flash! Urban Terrorists Killed in Denver.

Denver Colorado

May 22, 2012

Operation: BRAVE URBAN SHIELD

Type: US / NATO / Russian war game

Incident Report: 20:12 hrs 05-21-2012

Incident type; Fatal Live Fire with Multiple Fatalities

Incident Report Commander; Colonel Campbell, Richard

Incident Location; DEN, SE, Checkpoint Susan

REPORT:

Colonel Campbell; “Corporal, for the record, please state your name and rank.”

Corporal Jenkins; Jenkins, Timothy, Corporal US Army.

Colonel Campbell; “Thank you.”

Colonel Campbell; “OK, Corporal Jenkins, yesterday, shortly after 20.00 hours, there was a live fire incident at your checkpoint, please describe the events that lead up to the incident.”

Corporal Jenkins; “At approximately 20:10 hours the subject approached the checkpoint t a high rate of speed and failed to slow s he approached the checkpoint, Sir.” “The operations manual states that such failure to yield within 15 meters of a checkpoint clearly indicates a threat, Sir.”

Colonel Campbell; “OK Corporal Jenkins, but that section of the operations manual deals with motor vehicle traffic and as I understand it, this as a pedestrian who was approaching the checkpoint?”

Corporal Jenkins; “Well, …er, yes Sir, he was on foot, Sir, but he was coming up awfully fast.”

Colonel Campbell; “Well Corporal, What were the conditions like and how did the subject appear?”

Corporal Jenkins; “Well, Sir, it was raining out and about 45 degrees.” “the subject was about 6ft tall, muscular, skin-head and wearing rubber soled boots, a trench coat and gloves, again sir, the operations manual states that Neo-Nazi types may be dressed in this manner, Sir.”

Colonel Campbell; “Well Corporal, the medical examiner’s report states that the subject as a 50 year old male, balding, wearing an “Eddie Bauer” rain coat and galoshes over dress shoes… and the rain coat had a hood that as up over his head?”

Corporal Jenkins; “Well, Sir, it was raining out as I said and the subject was 45 feet away, and it was hard to see him through the bio/radiation suit hoods, what with the hood goggles fogging up and all…”

Colonel Campbell; “Well Corporal, nowhere in the logs does any order for the donning of bio/radiation suits appear, why were your men wearing their bio/radiation suits?”

Corporal Jenkins; “Well, Sir, the men weren’t wearing the whole bio/radiation suits, just the hoods, Sir.”

Colonel Campbell; “And why was that Corporal?”

Corporal Jenkins; “Well, Sir, we never did figure out the whole suits and how they were supposed to work, so we figured that the hoods alone were better than nothing, Sir.”

Colonel Campbell; “OK, Corporal, never mind that the order to don the bio/radiation suits was not yet ordered, what else about the subject caused your men to fire on the subject?

Corporal Jenkins; “Well, Sir, He was carrying a large plastic bag that may have been an explosive device.”

Colonel Campbell; “Corporal, the medical examiner’s report states that the subject was carrying a shopping bag with a store bought hot chicken dinner and a tub of macaroni & cheese as well as a loaf of French bread.” “Could your men have been mistaken about the explosive device?
 

Corporal Jenkins; “Sir, Yes Sir, but it was the medium sized child he had with him, the one who’s hand he had tightly gripped in his…” “The child had this puffy like coat that might have concealed a suicide vest. That was the clincher, Sir, It really set us on edge, sir.”

Colonel Campbell; “Corporal, the medical examiner’s report states that the subject was accompanied by his twelve year daughter and that she was wearing a down filled coat.” “It was raining out and cold, what was it about this scenario that so frightened your men that they decided to open fire on a pedestrian carrying groceries and holding his daughter’s hand in a rain storm?”

Corporal Jenkins; “Sir, you have to understand… this was an urban terrorist exercise, and well, these two could have been urban terrorists.” “At least that’s what the operations manual said. Right?

Colonel Campbell; “OK Corporal, OK.” “Corporal, what ordinance were used to subdue the subject?”

Corporal Jenkins; “Sir, 43 rounds from the .223 machine gun emplacement at the checkpoint by private Thomas, Peter, and 16 Desert Eagle .357 rounds by Private Kenny, Richard.”

Colonel Campbell; “Corporal, are you saying that almost a full .223 machine gun clip and more than two clips in a Desert Eagle were needed to bring down a civilian and his twelve year old daughter?”

Corporal Jenkins; “well sir, all the .223 rounds went into the male subject. You know, they fire like hell when you pull the trigger… and well, Private Kenny kinda’ went overboard on that little girl.