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One of the funniest legal defenses, ever

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This has to be one of the funniest legal defenses ever. It begins with this:

The American People stand with President Trump in demanding an immediate end to the unlawful, radical weaponization of our justice system, and a swift dismissal of all of the Witch Hunts. . . 

Donald Trump is opposed to weaponization of our justice system and he hates witch hunts. Tell that to James Comey, Jerome Powell, Joe Biden, Tim Walz and other Minnesota officials, Letitia James, Adam Schiff, Lisa Cook, former prosecutors, judges, watchdog groups, and some media outlets.

His defense continues:

. . . including the illegal, Democrat-funded travesty of the Carroll Hoaxes. . . 

“Democrat-funded”? As with so many of Trump’s claims, there is no evidence her claims were “Democrat-funded. In any event, funding has nothing to do with the facts of the matter. It’s just part of the Trump “quickly blame the Democrats for anything that goes wrong and take credit for anything that goes well” system.

And the hilarious defense ends:

—the defense of which the Attorney General has determined is legally required to be taken over by the Department of Justice because Carroll based her false claims on the President’s official acts.

In Trump’s fevered brain, attacking a woman is one of his official acts.

Only a Fox-watching MAGA would be numb enough to continue believing Trump. Thankfully, there seem to be fewer putting up with Trump’s criminality and his destruction of American ideals. 

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Source: https://mythfighter.com/2026/04/30/one-of-the-funniest-legal-defenses-ever/


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