Now an Envirotard Telethon?

http://news.yahoo.com/gore-24-hour-broadcast-convert-climate-skeptics-120952634.html%3B_ylt%3DAj6WBFLvflfU00ENF.2TdN.s0NUE%3B_ylu%3DX3oDMTNtdXJjaHR2BG1pdANUb3BTdG9yeSBGUARwa2cDMTI1ZTllN2MtZWM4Ny0zNzcxLWEwNDEtNzQwNmQyZDc3OTcxBHBvcwMxMQRzZWMDdG9wX3N0b3J5BHZlcgM3ZjNmODM4MC1kZDNjLTExZTAtYWZmNi1jZTcyZTYwZWI3ODI-%3B_ylg%3DX3oDMTFvdnRqYzJoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD%3B_ylv%3D3
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“24 Hours of Reality” will broadcast a presentation by Al Gore every hour for 24 hours across 24 different time zones from Wednesday to Thursday, with the aim of convincing climate change deniers and driving action against global warming among households, schools and businesses.

The High Priest of the Envirotards, That 54 inch waisted Ex-Veep and the man with a personal Carbon Footprint the size of Rhode Island, Al Gore, will be flying in on his private jet and evangelizing you all. I can hear it now: “Hey Brother! Have you heard the good news of the Book of Carbon Credits? No? Well Brother, it’s going to be HOT, or maybe COLD, or it could get real WINDY like, hell, it might even RAIN. Brother, I am hear t’ tell ya’ what you used to call the WEATHER is actually the most dangerous thing to hit the planet since GOD sent the Flood of Noah. Of course, now we call the weather ‘CLIMATE CHANGE” and we’re blaming you for it all. You are all now Carbon Sinners! And there is a Climate Change HELL waiting for you all. That Climate Change HELL will be HOT, COLD, WINDY and maybe RAINY too depending on your own personal level of Carbon Sins.

In this 24 hour telethon, Envirotard AL will likely be calling climate change skeptics things like ‘racists,’ ‘Nazis’ and ‘republicans’ and ‘throw-backs’ to an earlier time when the caveman looked at the sky and said, “UHG, Honey, it’s going to be hot today… fetch me my non-fur lined loincloth…”

Now, in a more enlightened age of Carbon Reason, we should all join the Envirotard Church of the Holy Carbon Credit and let the politicians decide exactly how much we pay to breath out, how much electricity costs, whether or not we get to drive a car, and any other luxury or necessity we are allowed to have. But fear not, if you have the money, you can buy “Indulgences” from your Carbon Sins (just like the Catholic Bishops used to sell to the wealthy sinners to spring them from purgatory).

The Almighty Carbon Tax Messiah, Al Gore, will likely glaze right over all of the evidence to the contrary (Like the CERN CLOUD experiment), all of the cooked books research and cherry-picked data of discredited climate change scientists that had tickets on the funding Gravy Train known as the “Global Warming Express” but had to change trains when the cooling trend became undeniable and their scams and collusion became known during Climate-Gate.

It all seems a great Put-Up Job now that the US Military “Owns The Weather” with HAARP & Scaler Technology. How do you like your weather? Natural or Man Made? Well you can join the Envirotard Church of the Holy Carbon Credit if you want, but I’ll pass thank you.

More on the Envirotards:

http://veryantisocial.blogspot.com/2011/08/envirotards-ii.html

http://veryantisocial.blogspot.com/2011/07/envirotards-from-planet-claire.html