Humorless AP Fact-Checks Trump Joke
Media moonbats’ laser-like focus on finding fault with Trump makes them all the more cluelessly humorless. AP even fact-checked a joke Trump made about Alligator Alcatraz:
“Don’t run in a straight line. Run like this,” Trump said, as he moved his hand in a zigzag motion. “And you know what? Your chances go up about 1%.” Alligator experts suggest it is better to dash in one direction in the rare situation when the reptile gives chase, according to a website run by the University of Florida.
AP propagandists aren’t the only ones who missed the humor:
This was amplified by leftist websites like RawStory. They headlined it: “Trump’s guide to outrunning alligator gets fact-check — he wouldn’t make it far.”
Once again, the joke is on the liberal media.
On a tip from abcanc.
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