Green Dildo Coin Crypto Company Claims Responsibility For Dildos At WNBA Games

Real, or, are they just glomming on to the trend?

Cryptocurrency group takes responsibility for green sex toys thrown at WNBA games

After more than a week of WNBA games being interrupted by neon green sex toys, a cryptocurrency group has claimed responsibility.

A spokesperson for the group behind a meme coin called Green Dildo Coin spoke to USA Today in an interview published Thursday, taking credit for what the group called “pranks” at six different WNBA games since July 29. The spokesperson remained anonymous for the interview, with USA Today citing “the sensitive nature of the issue.”

The latest incident arrived later in the day, with a pair of sex toys thrown at a game between the Chicago Sky and Atlanta Dream. One made it to the court.

Per USA Today, the supposedly “lighthearted” meme coin was launched on July 28 as a counter to what the group considers a “toxic environment” in the crypto world. The group coordinated plans to enter WNBA arenas with green sex toys to promote the launch, according to text messages obtained by USA Today. The first sex toy incident took place on July 29, the day after the launch.

Of course, regarding the two who were arrested for disorderly conduct and other charges, the company says “they weren’t ours!” Weasels.

And, really, “toxic environment” in the crypto world? WTF? That’s very silly. Throwing dildos at women, no matter what your opinion of the WNBA, is rude and obnoxious, something drunk college kids might do. But, their less drunk friends would probably stop them.

The spokesman said

“We didn’t do this because like we dislike women’s sports or, like, some of the narratives that are trending right now are ridiculous,” he said. “Creating disruption at games is like, it happens in every single sport, right? We’ve seen it in the NFL, we’ve seen it in hockey, you know, . . . fans doing random things to more or less create attention.

“We knew that in order to get a voice in the space … we had to go out and do some viral stunts to save us from having to pay that influencer cabal, sacrifice our souls and the fate of the project, more or less.”

It’s just crypto coins, bruh. Something most people do not understand.

“It’s super disrespectful,” Chicago Sky center Elizabeth Williams said after a sex toy was thrown at a home game on Friday.”It’s really immature. Whoever is doing it needs to grow up.”

“It’s ridiculous. It’s dumb. It’s stupid,” Los Angeles Sparks coach Lynne Roberts said on Tuesday after the object was thrown at a Sparks game.”It’s also dangerous, and you know, player safety is No. 1, respecting the game, all those things. I think it’s really stupid.”

I have to agree. It also means others will try their own hand at it.

The post Green Dildo Coin Crypto Company Claims Responsibility For Dildos At WNBA Games appeared first on Pirate’s Cove.