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Google Knows If You Will Go To Heaven. Secret project results leaked out.

Monday, December 9, 2013 16:34

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From Future News Now. Website here.

A google development team has come up with an algorithm with a high accuracy rate which can predict the probability of someone going to heaven or not. The google researchers had been working in secrecy on several “google mystery barges“ which have been in the news lately. Phoney cover stories had been released to hide what was really going on. The team members were not allowed off the barge, and they were kept incommunicado, with all mobile devices confiscated.

With the project now over, one researcher, who wishes to remain anonymous, has disclosed some of what happened on the mystery barges, and some of what the new algorithm can do.

Besides the expected computer engineers and programmers that you would expect, google also employed numerous mediums. The mediums role on the team was to contact certain deceased people to find out if they were in heaven, and to enlist expert help from the other side.

Steve Jobs was an important part of the project, and apparently his contributions shortened the project by several months. But his fans will be disappointed to learn that he was not in heaven.

The algorithm is extremely complex. It includes up to ten thousand bits of data for each person. Some of the most important data includes credit scores, tidiness, voting records, charitable contributions, concern for the environment and frequency of smiles. Factors which lowered scores were speeding tickets, bankruptcy and kicking dogs. The anonymous source stressed that all ten thousand odd bits of data were needed for accurate predictions. With all data in, an accuracy level of 99.5783% is claimed.

They ran numerous tests, and some of the results were very surprising. For instance there is only a 96.7% chance that Mother Theresa is in heaven. By comparison, there is a 99.5% chance that Joe DiMaggio is in heaven.

With most data factored in, a person will usually get an initial score which is over 100%. Then to complete the algorithm, “take away“factors are included in the calculations.

An example was it initially looked like Michael Jackson would be in heaven for sure. But he lost points because he never disclosed that he copied the moon walk from someone else. His score dropped a lot further when they applied the pedifile penalty.

The research team was not privy to the intended uses of this research by upper management. However, rumours circulated that google would start charging fees ranging from $10,000 to over a million dollars, to people who wanted to find out what the odds were of them going to heaven. The rates would be determined by the net worth of the individual, which google knows of course.

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dodidolittle

http://www.neveropenedeyes.com shows that s is a demon lead thinking, dead are conscience of nothing, there is No Hell OR Heaven that people are going to, you will either be killed at Armageddon or survive and remain on earth with out the current satanic lead system.

This is the real NEW WORLD ORDER mis quoted a lot of recent as being in this worlds system.

Dec 9, 2013, 5:03 pm 0 Reply
Uk-biker

What aload of bollox. 96.7% chance of mother Theresa being in heaven ! that statement alone tells you its BS cuz if you know the truth about Mother Theresa you know 100% that evil women didnt have a 1% chance . And who,s godly rules are google going on Christian, Muslim , Charles Manson ?

Dec 9, 2013, 5:29 pm 0 Reply
- Mayhem
  
  It might be your language that is getting your posts deleted, Anonamoos, eg
  
  “I said something similar earlier, but now he is deleting my comments, the [expletive deleted] writer”
  
  No ‘F’ bombs, friend.
  
  Dec 10, 2013, 12:08 pm 0 Reply
conscious soul

They are stupid for even trying something like that. Only GOD KNOWS. Stop trying to play GOD! SO SO DUMB!

Dec 10, 2013, 11:07 am 0 Reply
chefjim

“I am the Way the truth and the Life, no man cometh unto the Father except by me”
Jesus Christ (John 14:6)

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boast. Ephesians 2:8-9

Dec 10, 2013, 11:10 am 2 Reply
Triangularity

Interesting I guess, but Google is only looking at the surface of things – which is why its a complete scam. Does the algorithm also include positive intentions, gestures, feelings, thoughts, etc? Google may know your internet data, but a person focusing on the present moment wouldn’t even know how many times him/herself smiled on ‘average’ throughout their lifetime – you can’t just estimate everything.

Dec 10, 2013, 11:21 am 0 Reply
bigtoe1111

i can’t believe i’m the first to roflmao at this. google knows………google knows…….
GOOGLE KNOWS!!!!!………aaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeee…….muah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh

Dec 10, 2013, 11:53 am 0 Reply
Mayhem

Never having had my own internet connection I guess Google thinks it knows if my friend, flatmate and landlord is going to heaven.

Dec 10, 2013, 12:23 pm 0 Reply
wizard

There is a 100% possibility that heaven does not exist. Why waste your life thinking you will get there.

Dec 10, 2013, 3:47 pm 0 Reply
Fish

Google is going to hell

Dec 10, 2013, 4:45 pm 0 Reply

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