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Wow! Iran’s Trolling Of All Trump’s Ultimatums!

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Iran’s EPIC Trolling Of All Trump’s Ultimatums!

Jimmy highlights Iran’s masterful trolling of Donald Trump over the repeatedly extended deadlines to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, with Iran mocking his threats by claiming they “lost the keys” to the Strait and asking him to reschedule his ultimatum for a more convenient time. Jimmy also exposes Trump’s contradictory statements—threatening to obliterate all Iranian power plants and bridges in “4 hours” while also offering to help rebuild the country—and notes that Trump’s goal is simply to return to the status quo that existed before he started the war.

Iran has responded with viral memes, Lego cartoons, and a retweet pointing out that the Strait was open before Trump’s aggression, while the U.S. president posts profanity-laced demands (“Open the f**king straight, you crazy bastards”) that only further embarrass the administration. Jimmy concludes that Trump is either trying to appear mentally unfit to avoid war crimes prosecution or has genuinely lost his faculties, while Iran’s coordinated mockery demonstrates that they predicted every move and are fully prepared.

 



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  • whodat

    I suspect any trolling they may be doing ends in less than 3 hours.

    Soon they will find not 72 virgins serving their every whim but 72 demons making them wish they had taken a different path.

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