Nude Obama Photo Found

A breathtaking story.  Penis size indicates that he is only 10-15% black!  

Story is from http://thejeffness.wordpress.com/

  A confidential source has sent me a startling and revealing photo of a naked president Obama.  Not only does this photo prove that he is a homosexual, but it also proves that his race is only around 10-15% African.  A colleague on my team, known for her extreme promiscuity and penis knowledge, has come to the conclusion that his penis is too small to belong to a black man, half black man, or even a quarter black man.   I have received the photo and the accompanying text.  The text reads as follow… “Yo Joe.  Had sum good fun last night…hope Michelle didnt hear us LOL!  Next time bring sum lube you dried out old man!”. 

       My team and I are still studying the photograph.  We are paying extremely close attention to the pelvic area, and have called in a mathematician to help us better understand the dimensions of his penis.  I am unable to release the photograph at this time, because it is a proven fact that anyone who tries to expose Obama’s gayness is promptly assassinated.  I am taking a big enough risk as is, and I may be killed for breaking this information.  Releasing a photo would only make things 10 times worse for me and my family…..in fact, the DHS has threatened my family with an Obama drone strike if I release the picture.

Below are the results of the photograph determined by different specialists…

Senior promiscuity queen and cock lover…

1.  Penis appears to be bruised from overuse and anal crammage

2.  Blown out blood vessels on penis appear to indicate an over consumption of crack cocaine and/or amphetamines.

3.  A life’s study of penises (also known as determining their size through my own hand, mouth, vaginal, and anal measurment/feeling) combined with my experience  of having thousands of partners of varying races leads me to conclude that the penis in this sample is…   10-15% black, 30% jew/zionist, and 50-60% muslim.  I will need to swallow to determine more accurate information like his diet, exercise habbits, etc..

Obama Nation Fascination Senior Correspondent

1.  Uncircumcised….I hear not circumcising a child is huge in the primitive world.  You know, places like KENYA.

2.Foreskin Droopage indicates over stretching of foreskin…possibly from un-lubricated anal sex….WITH A MAN.

3.  Left ball hangs lower than right…meaning HE IS A RADICAL LEFTIST

The results are still inconclusive, but we are almost done with the study.  Also it is important to note that when I asked our senior penis correspondent “what did she think of my penis?”, she said “It is a good size, size doesnt really matter”.  This boosted my confidence briefly, until a friend told me women say this to people with small penises to make them feel better…..DAMN YOU TO HELL OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!