Definitive Morphological Disqualification of a Purported Stalactite: Evidence for an Artificially Perforated Object

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Stalactites are secondary cave deposits whose formation is governed by well-established physicochemical processes involving carbonate supersaturation, drip dynamics, and incremental mineral accretion. These processes impose strict constraints on internal geometry, size variability, and structural continuity. Here, I demonstrate that an object commonly described as a stalactite is categorically incompatible with natural speleothem formation. The object contains a column of uniform, millimeter-scale circular perforations aligned along its long axis. Quantitative analysis yields a perforation diameter of 1.14 ± 0.05 mm, with minimal variance and strict linear periodicity. Such features cannot arise from speleothem growth, biological trace activity, diagenetic dissolution, or any known cave process. Comparison with bona fide stalactite records—including high-resolution multiproxy speleothem studies (e.g., PNAS, DOI: 10.1073/pnas.2502092122)—confirms that uninterrupted mineral continuity is a prerequisite for stalactite interpretation, a criterion decisively violated here. I conclude that the object is not a natural stalactite and is best explained as a man-made perforated structure. This conclusion follows directly from size exclusion, geometric regularity, and process incompatibility and does not depend on speculative assumptions.

Above: the subject figure annotated with red arrows. Photo source: https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/ancient-stalagmite-provides-insights-into-how-climate-affected-early-communities-in-cradle-of-civilization/ar-AA1RA0GZ

Natural stalactites form through gravity-controlled mineral precipitation from dripping water in cave environments. Their morphologies reflect stochastic variations in drip rate, chemistry, and airflow, producing irregular but continuous mineral fabrics. Because of this, stalactites are not defined merely by elongate shape, but by process-diagnostic internal structure.

Recent work has demonstrated the scientific value of true stalactites as paleoclimate archives. For example, the high-resolution speleothem record reported in PNAS (DOI: 10.1073/pnas.2502092122) reconstructs hydroclimatic variability across the Last Glacial Maximum to the Early Holocene using carbon, oxygen, trace-element, and strontium isotopes. Crucially, such reconstructions presuppose a genuine speleothem substrate, formed by uninterrupted mineral accretion.

The object analyzed here fails this prerequisite at the most basic morphological level.

The object has a visible length of 17 cm, corresponding to approximately 950 pixels, yielding a scale of 0.179 mm per pixel.

Twelve circular features along a single axial row were measured across the object’s length to assess size variability.

Measured perforation diameters:

• Mean: 1.14 mm

• Standard deviation: 0.05 mm

• Variability: <5%

The perforations are:

• Circular

• Uniform in diameter

• Arranged in a straight, axial line

• Repeated at near-constant spacing

3.2 Structural Context

Notably absent are:

• Growth laminae intersecting or deforming around the perforations

• Irregular dissolution margins

• Radial porosity gradients

• Crystal fabrics disrupted by void formation

The surrounding material appears structurally undisturbed by the holes.

At ~1.1 mm, the perforations exceed:

• Plant vessel elements (typically ≤500 µm)

• Bone Haversian canals (≤300 µm)

• Microbial borings (≤50 µm)

Furthermore, biological trace structures are characterized by:

• Size heterogeneity

• Irregular spacing

• Branching or meandering paths

None of these features are present.
Biological explanations are therefore excluded outright by scale and geometry.

Speleothem growth is additive, not subtractive. Once mineral layers precipitate, they are not selectively removed in perfectly cylindrical, evenly spaced voids without disturbing adjacent fabric. There is no known cave process capable of producing:

• Identical cylindrical perforations

• Aligned along a single axis

• Repeated at fixed intervals

• While preserving surrounding mineral continuity

Any such process would necessarily leave irregular dissolution fronts or disrupted laminae, which are absent.

The PNAS stalactite study (10.1073/pnas.2502092122) demonstrates that climatic signals are preserved precisely because stalactites grow as continuous mineral bodies. The object examined here violates that continuity repeatedly and systematically. Therefore, it does not merely represent an unusual stalactite—it fails the definition of a stalactite entirely.

Labeling this object as a stalactite is a categorical error, not a matter of interpretation.

Uniform diameter, low variance, axial alignment, and repetition are engineering signatures, not geological byproducts. The morphology is fully consistent with:

• Mechanical drilling

• Molded perforations

• Fabricated structural or decorative elements

No natural process provides a competing explanation.

The object analyzed in this study cannot be a natural stalactite.
It cannot be biological.
It cannot be explained by any known speleothem, diagenetic, or cave-related process.

The only explanation consistent with quantitative measurements, geometry, and physical principles is that the object is man-made.

This conclusion follows directly from first-order constraints and does not rely on speculation, analogy, or subjective pattern recognition.

PNAS. High-resolution multiproxy speleothem record from the Fertile Crescent spanning the LGM–Early Holocene. DOI: 10.1073/pnas.2502092122.

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