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Every once in a while, I check the spam comments on this blog because sometimes a legitimate comment gets caught up in the filter.
I was rewarded with a doozie. Feast your eyes on this, all spelling/punctuation in the original and the most amusing parts highlighted:
CONTACT Mr Dennis Matrio call (+2348128462808 or WhatsApp him through this number +35795543364 or Email: dennismatrio@gmail.com Hello everyone my name is sandy kalipo i am from USA am here to give a testimony on how I joined the illuminati brotherhood, I was trying to join this organization for so many years now,I was conned by fake agent in south Africa and Nigeria,I was down,I could not feed my self and my family anymore and I tried to make money by all miss but all invail, I was afraid to contact any illuminati agent because they have eat my money,One day I came across a post of someone giving a testimony, thanking a man called Dennis Matrio of being helping him to join the illuminati brotherhood, then I look at the man email and the phone number that was written there, it was a nigeria number I was afraid to contact him because a nigerian agent eat my $2000 and go away with the money then I was very tired, confused and I decided to contact the person that was given the testimony and i called him and I communicated with him on phone calls before he started telling me his own story about when he wanted to join, he told me everything to do, then I made up my mind and call the agent called Dennis Matrio and he told me everything to do, and I was initiated, surprisingly I was given my benefit of being a new member of the great illuminati brotherhood I was so happy, For those of you trying to join this organization this is your opportunity for you to join CONTACT MR Dennis Matrio call ( +2348128462808 or WhatsApp him +35795543364 or email: dennismatrio@gmail.com
No red flags here! I’m certain this isn’t from a scam artist in Nigeria. No siree.
It reminded me of this clip:
Source: http://www.rural-revolution.com/2025/05/spam-spam-spam-spam-spam-spam-spam-spam.html
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