You can see just how much use the Peli Air has had, it arrived about two weeks before the first lockdown.
40% lighter and easily swallows two guns, or a bow and a gun. Been collecting dust ever since.
Here’s one I wrote a while back
Heading North of the Wall SBW?
Are you going to tell us about an enthusiastic stalker who wasn’t allowed out?
No. That would be too predictable
Did you manage to take on some Sisyphean task, in the name of so-called “bargain” transportation?
No. Nearly but it bounced off the bar.
Are you going to tell us about Scotland’s apex predator?
Did you have trouble leaving the house?
Will you blame ‘work, that curse of the stalking class’ ?
You know me so well.
SBW: We’re on our way!
Ahab: What are you talking about you cancelled!
SBW: No I told you one dropped out. We’re literally on our way, like in the van, almost in Scotland
Ahab: I’ll ring my missus and call you back!
A quick primmer, Sika: where they are seen and how to say it.
Cervus Nippon aka Sika a medium sized deer, from Manchuria, and more famously Japan. Hence the name.
There are released populations as far afield as Ukraine and New Zealand, Eire, and the USofA’s Chesapeake Bay. Travel to Ukraine being somewhat curtailed, NZ being a multi week commitment, so I’m going with Scotland. I’ve never shot or eaten a Sika, so when I ran into Captain Ahab online and he told me he was guiding in the highlands I booked a slot in the un-pressured opening days of the stag season. Most people don’t want to shoot deer still in velvet, and will wait until September or October , I have a pressing reason to, but that we’ll come to later.
Its been said that
Sean Connery [wife beater formerly of this parish] had a Scottish accent, but not one any other Scottish person ever had. it’s easily learned as whole chapters of Irvine Welsh’s social commentary
Trainspotting are narrated in the inner dialogue of one of the characters Simon aka Sickboy, as an imaginary conversation between himself and Sean Connery – ‘precisely Simon’ becomes “Pershishley Shimon”. Circuitous route I know, but now we’ve gained a fair facsimile of the correct Japanese pronunciation ‘Pershishly, it’sh pronounshed “Sheeka”’.
All I need now is that second most powerful hunting talisman, a newbie.
I’ve had great results with taking new people, they see deer but never get a round off, I see three and shoot two. The Sika trip also represents my first chance in a while to add a Red Stag to the menagerie of deer I’ve shot. That’s going to need some powerful ju-ju, an absolute beginner…..
Super Plumber seems like the perfect candidate
I’ve actually managed to take someone more angsty and superstitious than myself, a man who sees imminent downfall in every puddle, and fundamentally believes it always rains on him.
The first stalking clothes. Always a hard choice for the newbie stalker: your boots are too short, and your walking clothes are more park than hill. In Scotland there are all four seasons, if not every hour, then certainly every other hour, and to make matters worse the only shop still open in Inverness is a hardware store which only stocks the noisiest waterproofs yet devised.
Super Plumber is one of those friends you’ve had for years, talk with on the phone, but rarely actually hang out with. So the 8 hour drive represents a good chance to catch up and do some shopping for junk food, a car, ammunition and a rifle.
With our meet up now hastily arranged we drive though the charismatic Scottish countryside, staying in radio contact. After a while a heavily laden estate car hooves into view. Ahab pulls into a lay-by and enthusiastically jumps out, perhaps a little too enthusiastically. The car’s hand [parking] brake isn’t engaged, as he strides towards us the car rolls away, as it rolls over a bump it’s now steering itself back into the road. A look of blind panic crosses his face, and he dives, somewhat heroically, through the door of the car and overts disaster. needless to say Super Plumber are in stitches

After my own bloody baptism, where the first time I fired a centre fire rifle it was at a living being, I hope to do a bit better for others.
I’m from the “buy an air rifle and shoot it” school of shooting advice, but there’s a strange anomaly to living on this island, I can own a sub 12flbs air rifle and lend it to anyone over eighteen. But I can’t take it to Scotland where it’s a licensable firearm. It would need a licence I don’t have . Fortunately I’ve got a reasonable hoard of 22lr Super Plumber can practice on until he’s comfortable.
My posh 22lr doesn’t have any glass and it was either the trip or the glass so it stayed at home, the trick 10/22 will have to do. Who amongst us didn’t start out with a 10/22? I’ve received a bit of coaching and watched much much more. There’s one central piece of advice thats the only piece of the puzzle worth starting with. Natural Point of Aim, by the time I’d heard of it I’d already developed the bad habits that have marred my accuracy all these years.
Sphagnum moss, used as field dressing during WW1, twice as absorptive as cotton, can hold up to 22 times its own weight in liquid.
Which also means you’re never more than a stride away from disappearing up to your knee, hip, or even neck in icy water. You may get your boot back.
Mistaking myself for a version of myself from 20 years ago I hop nimbly, or so I thought at the time, over a ditch. My landing foot plunges into the muck, my ankle bends, my calf stretches beyond its tearing point and I plummet backwards into the ditch, which has been generously appointed with sharp sticks and cold water. Can’t say it would have been my first choice of landing spot.
The pain and cold water that’s gone down my neck provide a powerful incentive and I spring out of the ditch like a champ. gaining a sudden anatomical understanding, I could tell exactly what I’d torn. To my great surprise the money pit’s barrel wasn’t knotted like a pretzal and the whole rifle was bone dry.
It’s a long, slow, and indeed agonising walk back across the clear-fell. `fortunately as im within shouting distance of the road I see Ahab’s car crawling down the logging road. he and Super plumber hear me and I’m rescued.

I confine myself the high seats for the rest of the trip. Sika are heard, but not seen or shot
Super Plumber nails a Red and sanguine we make our way home.
More sonn
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