Democrats Introduce Legislation To Fine Men For Ejaculating

Authored by Steve Watson via Modernity.news,

Two Democratic State Representatives in Ohio have introduced legislation that would see men fined for ejaculating if they don’t intend on having a baby.

Yes, this is real. It sounds insane because it is.

Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade brought forward the bill which they’ve named the ‘Conception Begins at Erection Act’.

Ohio 19 News reports that Men would be charged with a felony under the law if they engage in unprotected sex without the intent of impregnation.

Men would be charged $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second offense and $10,000 for any offense after under the legislation.

NEW: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.

The bill was brought forward by Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade.

Men would be charged with a felony under… pic.twitter.com/yKb7Q1rZIY

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 13, 2025

The lawmakers acknowledge that the bill is utterly stupid, saying the intent is to “call out the hypocrisy” of “bills that regulate women’s bodies.”

In an op-ed, Somani wrote “I know how ludicrous my bill sounds,” adding “What I am doing is making a point.”

“Is my bill offensive because it dares to attack men? Maybe, but again, as an OB/GYN, I’m against regulating anyone’s reproductive rights,” she continues, adding “as representatives, we are here to work for you, not for special interests like the Heritage Foundation, Project 2025 or the Center for Christian Virtues.”

This is just a publicity stunt to promote abortion-on-demand.

— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) February 14, 2025

Perhaps the funniest thing about this entire debacle is that exceptions under the law would include people “ejaculating in the LGBTQ community,” as well as sperm donation, and masturbation.

Yes, come again. But only for the LGBTQ community, apparently.

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 14, 2025

Nut Patrol.

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 13, 2025

Be careful, Josh. Nut Patrol is going to come after you.

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 13, 2025

Is everything the Democrats plan to do over the next 4 years going to be considered “satirical”?

Is our government just a joke to them?

— SheepDog Society LLC (@SDSLLC_USA) February 14, 2025

Just when you think they can’t get any more ridiculous…..Dems say “hold my beer”

Seriously, are there not more pressing problems in Ohio? How are things going in East Palestine, for example

— Keith Luschei (@The_Right_Keith) February 14, 2025

This is almost as stupid as the Democrat who sterilised herself to protest President Trump’s non-existent powers to ban abortions.

Democrats are not serious people. They’re never winning anything again until they realise this and sweep out the infestation of TDS suffering DEI brain addled lunatics.

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