Why “Mr. Ed” Endorses “Tampon” Tim Walz for President of Vice

“A Horse Is A Horse”
Democrats can always be counted on to project what they are doing or thinking or feeling onto their adversaries,  A perfect case in point is Tim Walz’s constant refrain since being installed as the Democrat Vice Presidential candidate.  Walz had repeatedly stated that Republican challenger J.D. Vance is “weird.”  So, for the fun of it, let’s examine some of the “normal” aspects of “Tampon” Tim Walz’s past history.  Then you decide for yourself how “weird” J.D. Vance is in comparison to “Tampon Tim.”

“A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one has heard of a talking horse…”  but if you were alive in the 60s, or enjoy reruns on ME-TV, you probably recall the situation comedy called “Mr. Ed”, the story of a talking horse who would only talk to his owner, Wilbur.  Now, many years later, if a certain horse in Minneapolis could talk, I am certain he would endorse Tim Walz for Vice President — or more accurately, President of Vice for The Camel — Kamala Emhoff-Harris.

Why am I so certain that the horse named “Mr. Ed” would endorse “Tampon Tim” Walz?  Well, wouldn’t you, if Mr. Tim performed fellatio on you and sucked your cock to such an extent that he required his stomach pumped to remove all your semen from his stomach later that day? The details of this curious story emerge from a Minneapolis newspaper article dated from 1995.

Dave Hodges of “The Common Sense” Podcast broke this story a few weeks ago.  Mr. Hodges relates that on August 30, of 1995, at West Point General Hospital in Nebraska, Tim Walz, now Vice Presidential candidate for the United States, was hospitalized and had to have his stomach pumped to remove horse semen.  

Here is the article, verbatim, From the West Point Nebraska Daily News from August 30, 1995:  Headline:  “Local Man’s Stomach Pumped after ‘Neigh’-borhood ‘Dare’ goes Wrong”

A Nebraska man has been hospitalized over an unusual over-ingestion incident.  In a bizarre and unprecedented medical emergency, Tim Walz, a local resident of West Point, Nebraska, was rushed to West Point General Hospital last night after reportedly over-ingesting horse semen.  The incident, which has left the community in shock and disbelief, has sparked conversation about the dangers of consuming unconventional substances.  

Emergency responders were called to Mr. Walz’s residence around 11 PM after he began experiencing severe abdominal pain and distress.  According to paramedics on the scene, Mr. Walz was conscious but in significant discomfort prompting immediate transport to the hospital.  Doctor Amanda Thompson, the attending physician at West Point General, confirmed that Mr. Walz required a stomach pumping procedure to remove the ingested material.  “This is an extraordinary case…” said Dr. Thompson.  “While we have encountered various ingested incidences, this is certainly unique.  The patient is currently stable and under observation.”

Details surrounding the circumstances of the ingestion remain unclear. Friends and family of Mr. Walz expressed their shock, noting he is known for his adventurous spirit but never had engaged in such extreme behavior before.  “Tim is a fun loving guy, but this is completely out of character for him…” said a close friend who wished to remain anonymous.

Medical experts warned that consuming non-food substances can lead to serious health complications including gastro-intestinal distress, poisoning, and even organ damage.  “It is crucial to understand that our bodies are not equipped to handle certain materials.”  Dr. Thompson emphasized that what might seem like a harmless or humorous act can quickly become dangerous.”

As the community grapples with this unusual incident, many are left wondering what could have led Mr. Walz to make such a risky decision.  While the investigation continues, his family has requested privacy and support during his recovery.  

Mr. Walz’s ordeal served as a stark reminder of making safe and informed choices.  Health professionals urge individuals to seek immediate medical attention if they suspect they have ingested (such material).

Stay tuned to West Point Daily News for updates on this developing story.”

Curiously, in the same year that Walz was having his stomach pumped to eliminate all the horse semen he ingested (one can only imagine how that happened!), Walz was also arrested for driving drunk at 96 miles per hour in a 55 MPH Zone.  Walz excuse for doing so was that he was hard of hearing from his “military experience” and could not hear the sirens.

He and his campaign staff also lied about this incident and stated that the Nebraska State Trooper who arrested him had allowed him to drive himself back home with the trooper following him.  The truth was that Walz was taken to a hospital for a sobriety test and then locked up and put in jail when it was found that he was seriously intoxicated.

In addition to sucking horse cock and drinking the semen from a horse, necessitating his stomach surgically pumped, Walz is also known for the following:

—Walz and his wife Gwen celebrated their wedding anniversary in China on the 5th Anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre

—Walz curiously has made 31 trips to China

—As Governor of Minnesota, he let Minneapolis burn for days before calling out the National Guard, despite a request from Mayor Jacob Frey to do so much earlier.

—Walz’ wife Gwen said she enjoyed opening the windows in the governor’s mansion to smell the burning tires from downtown in Minneapolis because it was “the inflection point of a monumental event.”  

During COVID, Walz instituted draconian lockdown measures including
—demanding children mask in school
—later eliminating in classroom learning
—ordering people to wear masks inside their homes
—ordering police to shoot people with paint ball guns for simply standing on their own porches
—Instituting a “snitch” line, like the German Stasi secret police, so neighbors could inform authorities if their neighbors were spotted without wearing a mask;
—Closing down churches with no more than 10 congregants, but allowing liquor stores to stay open
—like a predictable Democrat hypocrite, after locking down the state of Minnesota for COVID, Walz went and partied in Florida, where there were no lockdowns.

—Walz believes in and advocates abortion (baby killing) until the moment of birth, including “partial birth” abortion, which is literally murder.

—Walz advocates removing children from parents’ homes as young as 10 years old, and make them wards of the state if the parents object to the child’s “transitioning” to a different sex.  

—Walz made parental objection to “gender affirming care” (that is, surgical removal of the penis in boys and breasts in girls) as a criminal violation that allows the State of Minnesota to take the children into “protective custody” from parents so that the state can butcher them for life against the will of their own parents.

—Walz became “Tampon Tim” when he ordered Minnesota state run schools to install tampon and menstrual pad dispensers in boys restrooms at school.  “Tampon Tim” did it because he is “woke” and he thinks all boys should be “woke.”

—There is the thorny matter of Walz pretending he carried “weapons of war” when he “went to war” as part of the National Guard deployment in Iraq — except that he exited the National Guard 2 months before his unit was transferred over seas.

Lastly, there is also the newly surfaced allegation that Walz oversaw the embezzlement of nearly 250 million dollars in funds from The Federal Child Nutrition Program in the State of Minnesota.

So knowing that Democrat Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz lied about driving drunk and doing 96 mph in a 55 mph zone, celebrated his wedding anniversary on the dead bodies of Chinese patriots at Tiananmen Square, failed to stop the riots in Minneapolis despite being begged by the mayor to call out the National Guard, advocates baby killing up to the moment of birth including partial birth abortion, advocates forcibly removing a child from their parents if that child wishes to permanently mutilate their bodies thru “gender affirming” irreversible surgery, ordering tampon and menstrual pad dispensers put in all boys’ restrooms in Minnesota public schools, instituted Draconian lock downs throughout the state of Minnesota while partying in the free state of Florida, presided over the disappearance of millions of dollars in public funds, and that he sucks horse cock to such an  extent he needed his stomach pumped at West Point General Hospital in Nebraska — after reading this amazing litany of atrocities and absurdities, we are supposed to somehow believe that J.D. Vance is “weird”?   

Tim Walz is the perfect example of Democrat “projection.”  Democrats always try to tar and paint their opposition with a brush that should, by logic, be applied only to them.  Such idiocy is just as “logical” as thinking that Kamala Harris is somehow qualified to be the President of the United States!

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