Man Arrested and Jailed When His Christian Half Shares the Gospel with His Jewish Half After New Antisemitism Bill Passes
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After a recent Antisemitism Bill passed both Houses and was signed by the President, the first person was arrested and jailed after his Christian half was heard sharing the Gospel with his Jewish half. The man, who is out on bail and requested anonymity said he is half Jewish and was just thinking out loud on how he would share the Gospel with his Jewish side and with other Jewish people when he has the opportunity. He went on to say: “I know it’s illegal now because of the Antisemitism Bill that contains language from International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance. You can see what it says by going to: International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance but because of some of the language in there, they made sharing the gospel with Jewish people illegal too. God’s word says we ought to obey God rather than man and I’m still hoping the Supreme Court will rule this unconstitutional.”
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