Stabbing the white conservative majority voter in the spine.

I’m going to make every effort tonight – or this morning, tomorrow afternoon, yesterday or whatever your time zone might be – to lighten the mood a little. All work and no play makes Johnny Slog a very dull boy, and I am acutely aware that the Wardy Gigggleometer needs a dose of DW40 to rescue it from irreversible rust.

Transhumanist clowns increasingly use Bots to destroy both human right-brain input to problem solving. We used to call this Common Sense. Give me a Homo sapiens real-live heart and soul person, and the two us can unblock a SNAFU faster than than any Hal the 2001 computer.

It’s an obvious trend: Global monopolists like tinbot Hals because they don’t need either bathroom breaks or days off to shed blood and reproduce like we humans…how very fucking dare we.

So here’s my new approach to this issue.

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Don’t be baffled by hitech job-destroyers….watch them, and replace them.

Over the last few weeks, I have been watching the antics of my dishwasher. I am now a superior dishwasher, because I’m learning from such machines. My goal is simple: to render every one of these inanimate tin-men unemployed en permanence.

Listen up folks – here’s how it works.

Instead of adding glass-cleaner and soap powder to the needy machine, I put the dirty crockery into my sink, and add those cleaning agents to the items in the soaking overnight above a sealed plughole [I made myself – not every philosopher blogger thinker is devoid of practicality].

I go to bed. I ignore the ultra-hygienic but silent action taking place with zero electric energy being used.

I awake the next morning at 7.30 am, I lay a kitchen cloth out on my work surface, unplug the sink, apply tap water to the contents, rinse with clean borehole water & lay them upon said tech-free kitchen cloth. An equally clean cloth is then laid above the melange to complete the hygienic certainty process.

Result: two hours later, I am beyond chores. En passant, I have not used a single iota of energy the right-on doom merchants insist is being used to destroy our planet.

Meanwhile, it is still the wet season here and so – when it comes to washing clothes, again I learn from what the washing machine has to offer. As the Creator micturates copiously over the full extent of my dank garden clothes line following the washing machine’s cycle end, I keep a beady eye on the infernal A+++ auto-washer’s steadfast to refusal to rinse and spin-dry. So I set the Bot to “intensive spin-dry” and the clothes emerge devoid of every trace of damp before tea-time.

It is clear that, if we retain an open mind, we can bend domestic labour-saving technology to our sapiens’ will. Come the revolution, most of these devices may well defect to our side.

But rainware gets in the way of such things during the rainy season.

Do please keep such factors in mind

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Yesterday afternoon, completely independent POTUS voting intentions market research organisation New York Times Washpost Shower Habits Hunter Sleaze DNC Associates released poll results showing that fully 10,089% of American registered voters swore on their mothers’ graves that they would vote for the Kamala Democrat Ticket in the November election and that not one respondent was prepared to commit to any candidate endorsing Donald Trumpy Pumpy Rumpy save for a lone gun-nut who declared himself to be RFK Jr from somewhere near Hyannis Port quite close to the Atlantic ocean somewhere for whom nobody wants to vote at all. Allegedly.

Commenting on the poll, Nancy ‘toilet paper adult diaper’ Pelosi said America must now save money, and cancel the November election – thus proclaiming Kamala Harris by decree BLM POC Empress of the Confederated States of EUNATO, Ukraine and the Democratic Homogenous Planet Earth at the centre of the known flat solar system dynasty created by the Stuffed ballot system which may or may not be re-used in November 2024.

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Such a sanctification of Kamala’s largely unappreciated intellect will always find support in these, the Slog columns of New Normality satire. In fact, in a bold bid to rekindle Russian/US friendshit mendacity, last night the DNC Candidate shoe-in boarded a plane to Moscow and, on an arrival largely unnoticed, asked if she could take advantage of Vlad Putin’s offer of zero-pc residency in the RF.

Did you know Harris was a person of colour before she started trading politically on such an identity? I’m damned if I did. No negroid socially awkward skin colour is in any way evident in the pic below left:

On her return to the United States this morning, Harris was interviewed by the New York Washpo joint Truth Venture (and top hack therein) Ellen Barry [Mental Health Reporter] who asked Kamalyesheep this question:

“What is your take on the news mendacity issue?”

“Well,” Kamala responded, “I do not believe that men alone can mend a city…especially not one like Chicago where the Wrigley clock goes ping-pong-ping for little or no reason….I believe that black lives matter, but I’m open-minded as to whether White men deserve the same rights given their innate racistm”.

Reuters Fact Check on the above lines: “IABATO” aka “It’s all bollocks and that’s official”.

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OK, jokey stuff over…As a limey with travels behind me and familial dual-nationality spread across the US since 1968, I’m not asking you for this, America – I’m begging you: with 258.3 million potential POTUS candidates from whom to choose, is this dumb, ignorant person the best you can do?

OMG…this tool of the DNC military>>hitech>>bent-media-big pharma-climate-shit phalanx just got asked a question about abortion….and she doesn’t know what to say, because she doesn’t have an opinion of any kind that is her own….she is Shell Woman: the shell is empty, she’ll be there to do the bidding of the Zelenskyyy many y’s CIA poodle. For heaven’s sake America, recognise a true friend when you see one. Please don’t go any further down the road already trodden by my own once beloved United Kingdom, where the one key free-speech element missing is a genuine Opposition Party.

I repeat: Donald Trump would never be a top 5 choice for me as a lunch companion likely to illuminate something. But at least he stands for the values that once made the US a country whose foundation was something upon which you can’t put a value:

‘I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to hold it if you will defend mine’

Do you see any complex rocket science in that? It’s called MAGA.

There is very little doubt in my mind that Kamala Harris is being presented as a serious POTUS candidate when the Truth is that opinion polls not owned by the BlackRock guys in the dark hats show emphatically that the free-thinking American electorate wants an outspoken conservative President by a margin of at least 3:1.

Soi-disant ‘liberal’ arseholes stole the 2020 election by classic DNC ballot-stuffing – old Irish tradition, “Vote early and often” – the zero investigation of which by Constitutional watchdogs will forever be a stain upon American principles of the Separation of Powers. The lawyers acc, epted bulk “voting” haha at 4 am in the morning [let’s face it, it was a let’s vote together and drink some beer, guys] and their sole rationale for ignoring the glaring crime was – yes, you guessed it – “It’s what Trump says, so it must be BS.

Next November, the fix will be less obvious – and based on Expectation Management. That is to say, obscenely bent opinion poll corruption will position the Trump v Harris contest as “too close to call”. To employ a technical term we market researchers are wont fall back on, that’s horseshit….as every self-honest commonsense American knows.

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Source: https://therealslog.com/2024/08/28/stabbing-the-white-conservative-majority-voter-in-the-spine/