Big Balls Beaten by Savages While Defending Girl
Nineteen-year-old DOGE staffer Edward Coristine was known to us as “Big Balls.” As we learned when he was set upon by savages in DC, they nicknamed him right:
Coristine … was assaulted around 3:00 a.m. Sunday by a group of teenagers in the city’s Logan Circle neighborhood. The teens attempted to carjack him and a woman, whom police identified as his significant other, according to authorities.
Rather than panic,
Coristine pushed the woman into the vehicle for safety and turned to confront the group. At least several of the teens then attacked him, police said, until officers patrolling nearby intervened.
He had no way of knowing he would be so lucky.
For reasons that must not be mentioned, the District of Columbia can no longer be governed locally. It has not been part of the civilized world for years. Elections produce the likes of Marion Barry and Muriel Bowser.
Donald Trump and Elon Musk sensibly call for the federal government to step in and restore order:
A few days ago, a gang of about a dozen young men tried to assault a woman in her car at night in DC.
A @Doge team member saw what was happening, ran to defend her and was severely beaten to the point of concussion, but he saved her.
It is time to federalize DC. pic.twitter.com/RPHKj7J3ti
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 5, 2025
Thanks to Scott Jennings, even CNN now knows that Americans are fed up with the violence Democrats have inflicted on us by dismantling civilization:
.@ScottJenningsKY: “I’m just going to tell you right now: the plight of American hero Big Balls has set off- has set off a firestorm in the Republican Party.” pic.twitter.com/3CsSenRx9O
— Jorge Bonilla (@BonillaJL) August 7, 2025
On a tip from abcanc.
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